Chingford Cricket Club Advice:
If Billy Rhone has told you something, in general, it's not true.
If Fletcher has retired, it's just another week.
If i bowl a beamer, bouncer or yorker, i genuinely didnt mean it.
If you get 3 golden ducks in a season, you still haven't equalled my record.
If you want to learn how to become a specialist fielder in a team above your ability level, please see me asap.
If Del Boy is umpiring, never walk. One will go against you soon enough!
Joined Chingford CC 1994
2004/05 Indoor A Team Captain
Essex Under 17 (2004)
Right Hand Opening Bat
Highest Score 105 (outdoors) 52 (indoors)
Left Arm Spinner
Best Bowling 7-42 (outdoors) 4-15 (indoors)
AKA MacGregor, Kiddo, SmallMac, Muscles, Guns.